Job Title Generator

6 Jan 2010 | written by Dan Garfield for the Fun Stuff section(s)

Job Title Generator

I was arguing with my boss what my title should be and it turned out to be harder than I thought to think of a good title! So I whipped together a little php/jquery script to help me brainstorm. Now you can use it too! Have fun. As always, feedback in the comments :)

Apparently some people in our office thought this was really how we wanted them to generate their titles. They looked at “Under Secretary to the Sales Secretary” and thought, “oh yeah, that figures.”

Just to be clear, yes, that is supposed to be your job title! No really! Go put it on a business card!
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Hit the generator after the break

Dan Garfield
From the world of startups, Dan Garfield is the Senior Brand Manager at OrangeSoda, and author of The 5 Stages of Online Marketing. P.S. He's beat Super Mario Bros 3 without using a warp whistle.


  • Bryan |   Jan 7th, 2010 at 8:18 am

    I’m going with Assistant to the SEO Janitor

  • Dan Garfield |   Jan 7th, 2010 at 9:59 am

    My favorite is still “Under secretary of the SEO Secretary”

  • sam |   Jan 7th, 2010 at 10:19 am

    I got “Assistant to the Butt plugging Specialist.” I’ll be ordering business cards today!

  • Jon |   Jan 7th, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Official Powers-that-be Janitor

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